And jokes

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

A man walks into a bar and then out.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.