What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
My dick.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
My dick is longer than your life.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
