Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Jacob has a small penis.
pussi
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
My dick.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.