Always jokes
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.