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Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
