Allahu jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Allahu Akbar.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!