Aids jokes

Cent

  • "Does this make any cents?" a man says.

    "Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

    Santa

  • My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

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  • Suicide

  • What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

    When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

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  • Mosquito

  • If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

    Aid

  • While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

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  • Rape

  • Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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