New Aids Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

AIDS?

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.