Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-inated.

Pig

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Baby

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

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  • Orphan

    What's the difference between apples and orphans?

    An apple gets picked.

    Cow

    A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."

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  • Memes

    Vegan

    What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

    Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

    Shed

    Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?

    A: Retired Farming Machinery.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

    The apples get picked.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

    The tomato gets picked.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    The apple gets picked.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

    Apples get picked.

    Beef

    What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!