Agriculture jokes
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.