Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Memes
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!