Agriculture jokes
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
murder
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.