What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
