Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.