Agriculture jokes
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Memes
Beans
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.