Agriculture jokes
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!