Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"