I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Beans
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
