Agriculture jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Beans
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!