Agriculture

Agriculture Jokes

Hoe

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

Man

A man opened a snail farm.

He said that it is a slow-moving business.

Milk

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

Cow

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

Cow

Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.

Tomato

(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

Baby: Wait for me!

(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

(He squishes the child.)

Father: Ketchup!

Cow

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Orphan

What is the similarity between orphans and apples?

They both get thrown out.

Farmer

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.