Agriculture jokes
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!