Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Agriculture Jokes
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
