Agriculture jokes
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.