Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?

Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

A: Apples get picked! 😱

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.