Agriculture jokes
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
I am mis-steak.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs? Lean beef.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.