Agriculture jokes
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
I am mis-steak.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
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What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow