What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
