Agriculture jokes
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.