Agriculture jokes
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Rabbit poop is cereal.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.