I hope there is a lift to heaven ❤️ I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ❤️😩
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven
"because there was stairs"
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God
do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
