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Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

Anonymous

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Heroin Monkey

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

Why should you care

exactly

The left panel shows a text: "At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next". The right panel shows a picture of a young girl with a peace sign with the text 'Are you okay' Me:

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side close-up photos of a person making a wry, unimpressed face. Above the photos, the text reads "my guardian angel looking at all my life choices like:". The source "shanelovesmemes" is written in the upper-left corner of the left image.

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The image shows a drawing of Frieza, a character from Dragon Ball. Above Frieza is the text "Where did Vegeta go after death?" Below the character, the text says "Into the Frieza."

blach66

A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."

Willy b

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

DADDY sus aka the king

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A skeleton lies on a bed with a black cat sitting next to it. Text on the image: "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Heroin Monkey

Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a cartoon man with wide eyes and a slightly concerned expression, under the text "The genie looking at me after I wished for all suicidal people to be immortal."

Wade

So accurate

The image shows two panels of a green animatronic character with a sinister grin. The first panel shows him surrounded by fire and saying "OH NO!". The second panel shows him in a more neutral setting saying "ANYWAY". The text above reads "William Afton after dying... again:".

Wade

Dead Ghosty Boyz

A cartoon image shows Springtrap sitting on the floor with blood around him. He is surrounded by five white ghost figures with black eyes. Below this picture is the text: "avenging my immortal soul with the squad".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a first-person view, looking down at the ground, as someone is being dragged. The text on top of the image reads, "Me getting dragged by the corpse I buried at 33°67.E*98'N at 5:32 AM 3/27/2023."

Thoughtless

A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

randomone

Being heroic is just not his thing

The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.

big [fire] balls

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."