Africa jokes
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Your mother.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Kenya? Ligma balls!