Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Africa Jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
"Among Us" tea water.
