Africa

Africa jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

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  • Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

    Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.

    In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

    At the end of the day, it's night.

    How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

    You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.