What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
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Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
