Africa jokes
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.