Aed jokes
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
I have a girlfriend.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?