Aed jokes
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.