Aed jokes
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.