Aed jokes
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.