Aed jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
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One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.