Aed jokes
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
I took a sip of water.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.