Aed jokes
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
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What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!