Adult Jokes

What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.

if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"

Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce

Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china

Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.

What's yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction

what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S

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I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

A boy was following me for 8 years even in to the stall I finally told him I’m not gay

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!