Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****
So my son came up to me and said ‘ hey dad I’m hungry ‘ so I replied “hi hungry I’m dad “
And then I feed him my dick
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
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Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? *kid walks out* *kid comes back in with milk* mum:imma beat ya ass
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women