In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, Iโm hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, Iโm Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
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๐จ ๐จ What does the initials GOP stand for?
๐ฌ Gay man On Penis.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
I see how it is yโall be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why yโall be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
If youโre forced to have it as a child, you wonโt like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
