Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐ธ๐
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. Theyโre adults who play childrenโs music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What is another word for a bagel? ๐ฅฏ
Jewish doughnut โก๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ค What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โบ ๐ ๐ ๐
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! ๐ ๐ฝ
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ฅฐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โค๏ธ ๐ โฃ๏ธ ๐ ๐
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
