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Adult Jokes

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. Theyโ€™re adults who play childrenโ€™s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

What is another word for a bagel? ๐Ÿฅฏ

Jewish doughnut โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ–

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿค” What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ โ˜บ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ โ˜บ๏ธ

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ—ฝ

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’– โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’˜

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ or at the rest area โ™ฟ๏ธ ๐Ÿšน ๐Ÿšฝ.