Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 lack of money is the root of all evil 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊
Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell
"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphan Because the joke needs parental guidance
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women? The National Organization For Women have more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy
In a lesbian relationship which feminazi cooks? None both carpetmunchers eat out
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
