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Camera

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

Christian

That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future

The image shows a still from a movie with a text overlay: "Christians and Muslims coming together to fight against the degeneracy that is modern day Progressivism". The still shows two groups of soldiers from different armies shaking hands.

Count dooku

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Radio

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Cap

Duck

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Cry

The image shows a comparison of how a person thinks they look when they cry versus how they actually look. The top image shows a woman with a slightly sad look. The bottom image shows a baby with a distorted face crying with mucus running out of its nose.

FBI

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Holiday

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Photo

Accurate.

A photo shows a wooden utility pole wrapped haphazardly with silver duct tape. The text in the image says "Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now."

Singing

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

Furry

The image shows a statue of Anubis, an ancient Egyptian deity with a jackal head and human body. The text overlay reads: "THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST FURRY IN HISTORY".

Lemonade

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

React

A YouTube thumbnail. On the left, a blurred-faced person is shown with hands cupped around their face, looking shocked, against a background with lightning. On the right, there is an anime image showing a female character with long blonde hair, looking distressed or in pain. Text overlay says, "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY ####?". Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "REAL R@PIST REACTS TO R@P# IN FICTION | PROFESSIONAL REACTS". Below the title is the channel name "Pro Reacts", followed by "203 views" and "2 months ago". The video length is 11:31.

Election

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Asteroid

Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)

The image shows a bald man with an intense expression, partially submerged in water. Text overlaid on the image says, "Asteroids when they see Ohio."

Store

Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."

Sonic

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Toaster

🗿🗿🗿

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons labeled "actually help the imperium by providing tech" and "steal toasters" with a hand pointing at the right button. The bottom panel shows a Techpriest with a hood, face mask, and several mechanical tentacles coming out of the face mask.

Agent

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

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