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Count dooku

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Cap

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Holiday

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Hate

Anonymous · 6 months ago

A black background with white text that resembles a notebook cover. At the top, it says "NOTEBOOK" in a small, stylized font. Below it, in large bold letters, it reads: "I DON'T HATE YOU IT'S JUST... ACTUALLY NO, FUCK YOU."

FBI

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Realization

Chexers · 2 years ago

still am rn

A cartoon woman with brown hair and a blue top covering her mouth, looking disgusted. The text says: "When you read an old conversation and realize how weird you actually are."

Store

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Trump

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Pov actually trump and boo trump

A cartoon duck dressed in a suit and tie is holding a flag that says, "MAKE ME PRESIDENT AGAIN". The duck has a hairstyle that resembles Donald Trump's. The duck also has a long red tie. The background is white.

Look

urfavvirgo · 2 years ago

The image shows two drawings of a wojak-style character. The first is at the top and has text that says 'what we thought amy looked like'. The character has a serious expression. The second drawing is underneath and has text that says 'what she actually looks like'. The character is smiling widely.

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Boy

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Does everybody agree that this is correct or just me?

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair, crying with large tears, and text that reads: "What girls think boys want." The bottom panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair cuddling with a boy in bed, and text that reads: "What boys actually want."

T Rex

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image shows a large T-Rex holding a machine gun standing next to a Jeep-like vehicle and some soldiers. The text says, "Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI". Another text below states, "But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933... So I think this footage is actually of WW2".

Haircut

Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

Stereotype

unknown duder · 2 years ago

ERM ACTUALLY

An image of a yellow emoji face with buck teeth and freckles wearing thick black-rimmed glasses. The text "ERM..." is above the emoji and the text "ACTUALLY" is below the emoji.

React

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A YouTube thumbnail. On the left, a blurred-faced person is shown with hands cupped around their face, looking shocked, against a background with lightning. On the right, there is an anime image showing a female character with long blonde hair, looking distressed or in pain. Text overlay says, "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY ####?". Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "REAL R@PIST REACTS TO R@P# IN FICTION | PROFESSIONAL REACTS". Below the title is the channel name "Pro Reacts", followed by "203 views" and "2 months ago". The video length is 11:31.

Father

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Girl

R3Y · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."

Sun

Wade · 3 years ago

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Smile

mommy uwu · 3 years ago

LoOk ThIs Is MeGaN

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top one is a cartoon image of Moana smiling gently with bright eyes and perfect skin. The text above the image reads: "HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I SMILE AT SOMEONE". The bottom panel is a picture of a large crab with a large toothy smile, from the movie Moana. Above this image, the text reads "HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK".

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