Actuality jokes
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.