Actuality jokes
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
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What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Actually doing homework.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.