Abuse jokes

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?

A Minor.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?

Bring them young.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.

My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"