Abuse jokes

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?

Bring them young.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?