Abuse jokes
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!