So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
i like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do tell their parents
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
