Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Abuse Jokes
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
