What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.