Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
My dad left me.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Pussy, no pussy.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
