Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Your Parents
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
