Absence jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
I did a good job of being home from school.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Orphans have no parents.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.