Absence jokes
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
I did a good job of being home from school.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".