Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom
Q : Name a muderer ? Aborted fetus : My mum.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
What Is Black, White and Red all over? An Interracial Abort!
why do they cal it abortion? because they aborted the misson.
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
