Vasya2003

What's a Jew's worst nightmare?

A frozen bank account.

They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

What makes my life so unfair?

You invading it for no apparent reason.

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?

They both use lots of oil.

When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.

What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?

Hopscotch.

I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.