Vasya2003

What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?

They both have very little air to breathe.

What do hockey players and cops have in common?

They both use sticks to hit something black.

What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.

What's a Jew's worst nightmare?

A frozen bank account.

They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.