I lost my virginity to a girl with Down Syndrome, I wanted my first time to be special
Vasya2003
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
My son caught me masturbating he asked me "what are you doing?" and I said "don't worry son you'll be doing it soon" he asks "why is that?" and I said "my arm's getting tired".
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a sandy hook
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
Yo mama is so ugly, that her portraits hang themselves
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood