People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Vasya2003
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.