Vasya2003

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People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.