Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
Vasya2003
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X Men
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free