Vasya2003

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

What makes my life so unfair?

You invading it for no apparent reason.

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?

They both use lots of oil.

When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.

What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?

Hopscotch.

I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.

Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

You're more depressing than your own abortion video.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

What do Jews and Black people have in common?

Living off welfare checks.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?