If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Vasya2003
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Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.