Vasya2003

Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

You're more depressing than your own abortion video.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

What do Jews and Black people have in common?

Living off welfare checks.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Why do Jews suck at mugging?

Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.

What's a cancer patient's favorite food?

Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?

They both avoid the showers at all times.

What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?

A: You don't have to buy dog food.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.