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Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?

A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.

Remember kids.

Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.

Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?

A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.

Rape is always unequivocally wrong.

Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?

A. A Notsee.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.