I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Simone
@simone
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.