Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
Amaurotic Idiocy
@amauroticidiocy
If it exists, I'll make fun of it.
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.
It was a gas.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?
Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.