Amaurotic Idiocy

My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.

She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.

I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.

I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.

Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.

All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.

Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.

Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.

How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?

Through a special ballot.

How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.

What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?

The retarded kid down the street.

I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.

So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.

What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?

Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.

Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

I was watching the news and heard a segment about a blind hooker who got stabbed 40 times.

At least she didn't see it coming.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?

A: The special ed. kid down the street.

Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?

A: Rock Bottom.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.

My life.

Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?

A. A miscarriage.