Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Vegetative Whore
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
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I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!