I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
Simone
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
I'd tell a slavery joke but they've been flogged to death.
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q. What do you call porn movie about Disabled people? A. Special O.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
Q. What's a conspiracy theorist's favourite letter? A. Q