I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Vegetative Whore
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
You really put the R in special.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.