Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Me die.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Farts.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
