Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.