When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
On the plus side Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with Alcohol
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas...
coooper
I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
Even the twin towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass
what does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids? shoot kids in them ;)
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
What does a British cannibals favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it
what do you call the nun that hates for paul walker mother treesa
what do you call a priest meeting his illegal children
a holy CUMmunion
