Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."