Worst Jokes Ever
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.