Worst Jokes Ever

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?

De-presso.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Do you have dark humor?

Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake! 🎂🥳

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What type of tape do kidnappers use?

Abduct-Tape.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.