Worst Jokes Ever
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.