Worst Jokes Ever
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I love eggs!
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.