Worst Jokes Ever
So 666-3629, so get it?
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.
Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.