Worst Jokes Ever
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
That moment when you poop 😂
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)