Worst Jokes Ever
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.