Worst Jokes Ever
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support: