Worst Jokes Ever
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I like penguins.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Black people run fast.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.