Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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  • Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

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  • Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

    He wants to make America grate again.

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  • I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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  • The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

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  • Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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  • I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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  • "Son, I found a condom in your room."

    "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

    "Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

    "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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