Worst Jokes Ever

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.