Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

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  • There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

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  • What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

    Marriage is like a deck of cards.

    In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

    By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

    Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

    ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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