Worst Jokes Ever
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
You're gay!
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
The South.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.