Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.