Worst Jokes Ever
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
My friends.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Eat my butt.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Nickelback.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Yourself.