Worst Jokes Ever
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What is an egg?
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.